I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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