She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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