so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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