I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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