So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
