OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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