Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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