Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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