I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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