Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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