Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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