I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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