So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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