i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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