we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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