Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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