I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
