i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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