So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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