went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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