he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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