Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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