is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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