Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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