Dual....:-)
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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