She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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