i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
