idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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