i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ketchup is God's man juice
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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