One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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