can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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