That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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