Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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