she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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