Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if only i could text you this smell
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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