fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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