Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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