No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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