have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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