I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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