Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
