Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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