Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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