Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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