I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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