Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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