she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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