dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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