He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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