Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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