Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
